Baring it All with Rose and Chrystal
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They want to get to know you more about each other and our bodies in general; sometimes it gets emotional, other times spicy, and most of the time their minds are in the gutter.
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Baring it All with Rose and Chrystal
2000s Nostalgia, questionable fashion and bad eyebrows
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We chat about our not-so-impressive singing abilities and take a lighthearted trip down memory lane, reminiscing about the iconic fashion choices of the early 2000s.
From peplum tops to chunky necklaces, nothing is off-limits as we also ponder whether our paths ever crossed during our retail stints at Diva and Portmans. That's how we kick things off in this hilariously nostalgic episode!
Join us as we laugh our way through the highs and lows of early 2000s fashion trends, like high-waisted skirts and peep-toe wedges, blue eye shadow, orange tans and the ridiculousness of old Facebook photos, that are still there to remind us that it all happened. Remember those daring low-rise jeans and high-rise G-strings? We do, and we're sharing all the embarrassing details! We reflect on how motherhood has transformed our fashion sense and share stories of wardrobe malfunctions and grooming mishaps.
We'll also take you back to the era of flip phones, dial-up internet, and MSN Messenger, marveling at how much personal technology has evolved. From creating MySpace pages to the rise of emojis, nostalgia is the name of the game. And if you're a fan of cowboy romance novels, you won't want to miss our lively discussion on Elsie Silver's "Flawless" and the rugged charm of cowboys. We wrap up with a chat about "Bridgerton," unexpected romances, and our most regrettable early 2000s fashion choices.
This episode is a bit of fun, nostalgia and look back at our lives growing up and going out in the noughties.
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She's working hard for her money.
Speaker 2:How hard for the money, I don't actually know. The second part of that lyric Can you?
Speaker 1:look it up. What is it? Look it up. She's working hard for her money. She's working hard for her money, she's working hard. And what's the rest of the song? And the money, honey, I don't even. How do we not know the lyrics? Yeah, I don't know, but we've been singing it for like a good couple of weeks. Just that second you ready, let's hear it. Is this a song? It sounds 80s. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, it's coming. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh it's coming. Oh, I can't yeah, here she goes. Oh, so hard for the money. It's just, you better be all right. Oh, you better treat her right. You better treat her right, okay, ready.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's burning my ears now. Yeah, I actually like that. Oh, it's good, you better treat me, damn right, can I just say? The 80s they had some bangers. They did, they really did. Anyway, guys, welcome back to another episode of Bearing it All with Rose and Crystal. We just got distracted by ourselves, as usual, but we just decided to go with it.
Speaker 2:We went rogue.
Speaker 1:Because we were cut for a minute. Whoa Did you? That was a bit opera-y, did you like it? Hot, I'm sorry to all of you and your ears, I'm just. I always wanted to be a singer, you know we weren't born to be singers, but, yeah, I can't sing.
Speaker 2:Do you know what I always wanted to do? What?
Speaker 1:I wanted to yodel. I still yodel-le-le-le. I'm going to wee my pants. I'm literally going to wee my pants. Hold on, it doesn't even go like that. It's yodel-le yodellay, yodellay, yodellay, yodellay, yodellay. It's actually quite an art form.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I always wanted to yodel. I do some nights.
Speaker 1:I bet you do. I bet you, yodel. Thanks to Davin. Anyway, I actually cleaned my wardrobe out the other day. As you know, your story gave me anxiety. It was, it's still giving me anxiety, because I just put it into a big tub and I've put it in another room because I still don't want to go through it.
Speaker 2:Have you decided that you're done with it? Like, is all of that stuff really done with, or are you going to go through that tub again?
Speaker 1:What I've done is I've put it all in tub, even stuff that probably shouldn't be in the tub. I just put everything in there because I just left it on the floor, because what happens with me, with my ADHD brain, is I start something and then I lose interest, get distracted, made a reel instead of cleaning and then put it in a bucket because I didn't want to do it anymore. Yeah, but also I just am over the clothes that are in there, like, honestly, I've had stuff in there for three, four years, plus, plus, plus, plus.
Speaker 2:I just seen a necklace that you wore in, like 2004.
Speaker 1:Well, I thought you know 2004. Yeah, I don't know. Was it 2004?
Speaker 2:Could have been 1994. I don't know.
Speaker 1:No, I was in school then, so it would have been early 2000s. You know, when we used to dress like corporate lawyers when we wanted to go out to a club.
Speaker 2:How did we get around like that why?
Speaker 1:did. We think that was cool. Peplum tops.
Speaker 2:Peplum tops over like skinny tights or skinny jeans.
Speaker 1:Yeah, skinny jeans or a high-waisted skirt.
Speaker 2:And a necklace that was going to break your neck off.
Speaker 1:It had to be as big and as chunky and as loud as possible.
Speaker 2:So in 2000 and let me take you back to here, 2004 or 2006, I worked at Diva. Do you remember Diva? Yes, I remember Diva. That was like the first LaVisa. It was the very first la visa, and the more jewelry you had on, the better for work, right, you would get praised.
Speaker 1:I would rock up jingling and jangling like you ain't never seen I used to work at morley portmans and I would go to diva on my lunch break and spend like that was where I wanted to spend all my money. I wonder if we cross paths. I worked at Morley Diva. There you go. I was probably in my peplum top and my high-waisted skirt.
Speaker 2:Do you know what I was about to say? Like Portmans was the peplum central.
Speaker 1:Mate, you went to Portmans if you wanted a peplum top and a high-waisted skirt or if you wanted work wear. You could do either, because back then you went out like you were going to work. Has Portland changed? Yeah, I think it has. Has it? I feel like you can still get a peplum there. You probably can, and you probably still can get a really decent high-waisted skirt. It's still your work wear destination.
Speaker 2:Isn't it hilarious, though, like I, we just did like a bit of a.
Speaker 1:Facebook flick through. Oh God, I've got my Facebook up right now, of like the outfits we used to wear. And I'm telling you now, oh Jesus, I actually have pretty much the exact same photo of me like that I'm just looking at a photo of me as a bridesmaid and we were all wearing black corporate dresses and high heels. Like all three bridesmaids are wearing a black dress that they could have wore to work, to an interview, to a funeral, but apparently also to a hen's night.
Speaker 2:Wait, was that that was the hen's party. That's a hen's party.
Speaker 1:That's her hen's night. And the heels ridiculous. You would not have caught us millennials in a pair of sneakers. It's the peep toe wedge for me. Oh yeah, actually, millennials in a pair of sneakers. It's the peep toe wedge for me. Oh yeah, actually. Do you remember the peep toe wedge? Do I remember the peep?
Speaker 2:toe wedge.
Speaker 1:Yes, I do, oh, my god, I can find you a photo right here of a peep toe wedge.
Speaker 2:I just the bigger, the big belts, the layering, like you would wear like three singlets and one had to be slightly lacy hanging out the top.
Speaker 1:Or no, or hanging out the bottom.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Do you remember the singlets where it was a plain singlet but at the bottom it was a stretchy piece of lace?
Speaker 2:That was Supre. Yeah, that was amazing. Did you ever have the top that was black, with the hands on the boobs and it was like white hands?
Speaker 1:Yes, of course I did.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God. I wore that like every day.
Speaker 1:From Supre you had to have the super low rise track pants and they were super wide leg. They had something on the butt as well.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like cutie or cutie pie, cutie or princess. Yeah, princess, oh God, it was a princess.
Speaker 1:And as well as that, because we loved low rise jeans, we love low rise tracky pants. A lot of us went and got tramp stamps. That's right. I feel sorry. How many butterflies are out there Butterflies? I know someone that had princess tattooed on the back?
Speaker 2:Yes, they did.
Speaker 1:Yes, they did.
Speaker 2:It makes me cringe to this day, or the tribal print yeah, the little tribal, the tribal with the butterfly heart in the middle, yeah, oh if you're a millennial that has a tramp stamp, let us know I'm here for it.
Speaker 1:Let us know I want to see bloody pictures. I want to see. I did not go there. Thank the lord, but I did go there with the nike tick eyebrows like I pretty much didn't have an eyebrow, they were just sticks with a little sperm head I don't think I went to the extreme of having very thin eyebrows, but I just didn't have structured eyebrows.
Speaker 2:They were very blended with my face. I'm pretty sure I put foundation on top of them. You probably did. Yeah, that mousse, what was it? Dream mousse, dream mousse.
Speaker 1:It didn't matter what colour you were, it didn't matter what nationality you were, it didn't matter what colour your body was. Everybody just wore the same colour dream mousse. And it stopped at your neck. At your neck. It didn't go further. Dude, we didn't blend, there was no contouring.
Speaker 2:But also the body was orange, as could be. So the body was orange and the face was white and the lips were white. Did you put foundation on your?
Speaker 1:lips. No, I didn't actually, to be honest.
Speaker 2:I did.
Speaker 1:They were white. We didn't actually, to be honest, I did, they were white. We didn't know what blush was, we didn't know what contour was, we didn't. We just were not like. Even if we were attractive teens or attractive like young women, we did not know how to apply makeup like you got to give it to the kids of today, gen z. You got it going on.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you. Natalia went to her year four disco today and she had the highlighter going, the bronzer. She did her eyebrows I was like what the heck? And she was using my rare beauty highlighter Of course they know all the cool brands.
Speaker 1:We knew one brand and it was a chemist brand. It was Maybelline. It was Maybelline. Maybe she's born with it.
Speaker 2:No, it was always Maybelline.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Always. Oh Lord, you could just go back through the memories. I just tried to have a quick squeeze as well.
Speaker 1:Wait, is that? No, that wasn't you. No, that's not me, but it's the necklace.
Speaker 2:Look at the necklace. I just had a heart attack. I literally had those necklaces. Like I'm telling you, I saw it in your wardrobe anyways the other day, like you had all the necklaces, the bigger the better, babe.
Speaker 1:The hoop earrings. Oh my God, the bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe.
Speaker 2:Okay, when I started clubbing. So what year did I turn? I don't even know what year I turned 18. I can't remember. I think it was 2003. I, the movie Honey came out I don't even know if that was around that time. I wanted to be Jessica Elba.
Speaker 1:Oh, everyone did. I dressed exactly like her Super low rise jeans.
Speaker 2:I wanted my hair like her. Yep, I was even trying to do dances in the mirror like her. I was like I'm Jessica Elba.
Speaker 1:I loved, was it Misha Barton? Yes, misha Barton. And that she had like. Did she wear the dresses over the jeans? Yes, or the super long tops over pants.
Speaker 2:Or was the skirt over jeans? What the heck was that?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:When you look back now, it kind of looks like they went to an op shop and had a fun day in there. That's kind of how it looks like.
Speaker 1:Yeah 90s fashion was wild.
Speaker 1:It really is coming back, but it's come back better. So the people doing it now they're like I love nineties, nineties, throwback. And I was like girl, you don't have the balls to do real nineties, you don't Go and pluck your eyebrows, you cowards, for a start, and then wear your super low rise jeans. Okay, I had a pair of. Okay, I had a pair I want to stand up and show you, but I can't. I had a pair of low rise jeans that were so low that when I did the zip up, I think the zip was about Three centimetres, three centimetres.
Speaker 1:And it was just above the slit of me vag, yeah, so no slip ups could happen. They were so low and they were so wide.
Speaker 2:You had to make sure that you had shaved every single hair.
Speaker 1:Because any chance they could come out. And what I also have a problem with is we had low-rise jeans with high-rise G-strings. Yes, we were hanging those G-strings out straight out of the pants and the G-string used to have like they'd go into the middle of the G and they were like they had like what do?
Speaker 2:you call it diamantes, yeah, or the ones that had like a little hoop, yeah like a little ring in the middle. So it was like oh, they were meant to be seen. I think they were teeth floss ones, though, like full teeth floss or teeth floss Floss? Yeah, but is it tooth floss or teeth floss?
Speaker 1:Well, we have teeth, oh yeah, tooth. I like to floss, I don't know, but it was definitely flossing me front and back, mate, but back then I think I had. My vagina seems to be a lot chunkier these days Because I could the size of my G-string you have four babies like this is why, yeah, but my G-string, I swear to God, was like an eye patch. Now, I swear I'd need two patches, one for each flap. Yeah, poor bitch. She's been through a lot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know the top of a muffin, like if you were to pull the top of a muffin off and put that in my pants.
Speaker 1:I knew exactly where you were going. You can see, look how my little fat muffin yeah, that's mine I've got a little fat vagina, it's like I pulled the top of a muffin off yeah, it's delicious.
Speaker 2:And then I popped it in my pants.
Speaker 1:But that actually is the best bit of the muffin the muffin top it is tasty, it's the tastiest bit. The underneath part is dry yeah.
Speaker 2:I would eat it. Oh yeah, mine's moist all day long. No, but seriously, I had the knickers as well, yep, and I'll never forget. I think I still had like a few of them.
Speaker 1:You leave them in the bottom of the cupboard.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like just for memories, just for memories. You know like I'll never wear that again kind of thing. Because, one, it's not going to fit me anymore and two, I'm here for comfort. Yeah, comfort not speed, I am. I remember my kids seeing I don't know where. It must have fallen out or something. Anyways, my kids were like who the heck is this and where did this come from? Because they've only seen me in granny panties, yeah. So they were like where did this come from, mum?
Speaker 1:Oh, I was like that was from my youth. Mama used to wear that when she was cool, when she thought she was cool.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, Times have changed, so changed, and they're so much cooler than we were. But we had so much fun. Let's be honest, like nobody has a photo, they used to call me crack. I used to work at Betts, betts Shoes. I worked at Betts. Yeah, I worked there for years. It was like my first proper amazing job and I loved it. But they used to call me crack as a joke sometimes, because I, your butt crack would hang out, my butt crack, well, my G-string would like. I would have to hold onto the back of my pants while I was bending down because my G-string would be loud and proud at work. But it was okay because the tops were so long usually, so I could get away with it.
Speaker 1:But they were the days, but no one had a photo of that. No one had a photo of any of the stupidity that we used to get up to, and I kind of love that and why did we not take full-length photos?
Speaker 2:I'm looking through my, I'm looking through my Facebook and they're all like from my breast up yeah, we don't.
Speaker 1:And you know what else. How about the arm, the? Side arm we everybody knows the side arm we still can't help ourselves. I still find myself popping a shoulder. But back then it was extreme. We would lean, literally lean over, like the leaning tower of Pisa. You'd pop that shoulder down, mate. So you get that slender arm.
Speaker 1:And the collarbone Make sure the collarbone's popping out and we'd all do it. So you'd all be lined up with your girlfriends and you'd all be doing like either the same arm or the opposite arm and the leg, yeah oh god, what about the face contouring?
Speaker 2:remember when that came out and it was like we're drawing brown lines all over yourself pretty much.
Speaker 1:We look like we were smudged, but you didn't blend it like ever we had a problem. Hey, we really didn't know how to blend anything I'm trying to find this photo.
Speaker 2:It's, it's fucking hilarious. I went to my friend's wedding. Lady Gaga had just become like quite big.
Speaker 1:Yep.
Speaker 2:I bought this dress that had like boning in it and I'm talking boning like an umbrella. Right the top of it was like an umbrella.
Speaker 1:What Like a?
Speaker 2:peplum. This was peplum times thousand. It had boning in it. And then I wore the biggest pink platform heels you ever did see, and I was that pose in this photo.
Speaker 1:I need you to find it. I'm trying to find it.
Speaker 2:It was one of our friend's weddings. And I thought I looked like the coolest bish on the street. Look.
Speaker 1:I have to say I feel like we've had a glow up, Like I look at myself now and I think I look better now. Oh, 100. I'm happier now At my age than I did when I was in my 20s. God, there's one of me here with Nike tick sperm eyebrows, blue eyeshadow.
Speaker 2:The blue eyeshadow and I thought I looked like the shit and my tan.
Speaker 1:Why was I orange?
Speaker 2:Wait, look here. What's that pose?
Speaker 1:The fringe, the blue eyeshadow.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm telling you blue eyeshadow, I wore it.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:I have to find this now, like I'm not going to be able to. I need to show you it. It was just. It's too good.
Speaker 1:Okay, we're going to have to put up some of our photos online as well. So if you've got some dirty, dirty old photos of you, your brows, show me. Look at the bangles. Four, four bangles.
Speaker 2:They're huge Four bloody bangles. That was the diva thing.
Speaker 1:You know what it was. It was more is more, but it's coming.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's massive. Look at the headband, though. I love it. Oh wait, you couldn't see that then, yeah.
Speaker 1:Look at it Head. Yeah, more is more. She has a headband on. She's got a chunky necklace.
Speaker 2:She's got six bracelets on. I also had no lips.
Speaker 1:No, you didn't have a lip at all I had no top lip. What was Botox it?
Speaker 2:didn't exist. Well, it was filler. Oh, it was filler. It was like filler, yeah, but even Botox.
Speaker 1:What is that? Okay, okay, I wrote, wrote new hair for Bali. Oh my God. Also, you know what else was cringy? Our Facebook status updates. Oh yeah, oh my God, feeling happy in Bali with new hair. Why, actually, okay, so she's ready for Bali. She's got a blunt fringe, a blunt shoulder length hairdo bob, a massive, wide brimmed hat, eyeliner all the way around, black as the ace of spades.
Speaker 1:And a chunky green necklace with With a leopard print on it. I'm telling you, I mean, we were living our best lives. Honestly, I was a sexy bish. The kids of today have no idea.
Speaker 2:Oh wait, I found it. I found it. I can't wait. I can't wait to see this peplum dress.
Speaker 1:Oh Holy shit, is that a dress?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I thought it was bigger Actually.
Speaker 1:It's still big. It's pretty big, okay, but it's a huge peplum over a skinny skirt. No, it had, like it was built in. Yeah, it's a built in skirt, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2:It was built in over the top of like. It was like this massive umbrella felt like.
Speaker 1:I couldn't sit in it because it had boning, but you were living person ever. Everyone would have been like where did you get that dress?
Speaker 2:Everybody complimented me, saying you just look like a model. I was like yeah, I do. What do you mean? Look? The pose, the pink I had pink lipstick, pink necklace, pink shoes and a pink bracelet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you wore a black corporate dress. That is hideous. That is hideous, and can I just say I love you, dav, but you looked like you were about to go to work he was wearing a blue shirt with a red tie.
Speaker 2:No, it was pink to match me, oh it was a pink tie. It was pink to match me. He still wants to match me whenever we go out.
Speaker 1:That's really cute, though, yeah, craig had no idea. When I met Craig, craig was wearing New Balance sneakers everywhere and corduroy pants. Hold on, though he laughs in my face now because he's like babe, guess who was ahead of their time. New Balance is back and corduroy is back and I was like, yeah, but back then, mate, I barely wanted you to fucking stand next to me. I was like you wear those shoes out again and we're done and he used to lose at laughing yeah.
Speaker 2:New Balance is a cool now.
Speaker 1:I struggled with New Balance at the start, like I love them now because they're so comfortable. They're comfortable and stylish.
Speaker 2:Do you want to see my Bali outfit?
Speaker 1:Yeah, please, please, enlighten me. I don't even know. Like what is this? Okay, guys, I'm going to have to explain this one she is. I was actually. I thought I wasn't cool, but like, compared to you, but this is in another country.
Speaker 2:Like what am I wearing?
Speaker 1:So she's gone to Bali in a pair of Haviana thongs. Yeah, oh, mate, if you did not have Havianas, though.
Speaker 2:But how was I wearing them? Because I don't have thong toes.
Speaker 1:I can tell that there's a huge gap between the toe. I don't know how, but you had to wear Havianas back then. Yeah, she's wearing a massive black sarong over the top of a long black top, in front of a pool with this massive silver chunky chain with a ginormous black belt around it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what a fashion statement.
Speaker 1:In Bali In.
Speaker 2:Bali, like that isn't even holiday wear.
Speaker 1:Well, I think you were trying to make it resort wear Like you were going for the resort look, were you not? I've got no idea.
Speaker 2:I'm lost for words. I'm literally scrolling, thinking like I should have seen a therapist 20 years ago.
Speaker 1:Well, I think, oh, mate, shouldn't we have all seen a therapist 20 years ago? It would have saved us a lot of heartache, I swear to God.
Speaker 2:I'm so glad I own a hair salon now. My hair back then was ridiculous, oh my.
Speaker 1:God, here we go. You weren't the only one that wore, the big Is that you, that's me. I thought that was your kid, then you couldn't see her under the hat. The hat was this is me and Barley. Okay, the glasses.
Speaker 2:We both had the hat, though.
Speaker 1:The glasses you had to have, the bug-eyed glasses.
Speaker 2:I found another fun one.
Speaker 1:What's with the Jesus cross Mate? Are you wearing a giant set of rosary beads? I think I got that in Bali. Probably I believe. So. Yeah, a lot of these are from Bali.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:God Living our best life. Oh, even the hair.
Speaker 2:No, I can't. Guys, we need you to send us any hilarious photos you've got from, like, what are we talking here? 2000s, 2010, I think your best fashion 2000 to 2010 I reckon that's was.
Speaker 1:That was the time, just own it as well, because I think you know we it was fun it was fun there's not a lot of photography evidence though like that's right, because no iPhones right.
Speaker 2:Like we had shitty phones. What did we?
Speaker 1:have. I took out in my purse a full digital camera. So I used to have my Nokia 5110. Oh no, I didn't have a Samsung Flip, and the smaller the phone the better. And then I had my digital camera, my pink digital Motorola camera that I would pull out and we'd try to take a selfie with in the club. Was it a phone or a camera? No, so you also had a camera. I had a digital camera that I took out with me.
Speaker 2:I had a Canon professional camera and I used to take it around.
Speaker 1:It might have been a Canon and I had the Motorola flip phone, the pink phone Flip. Oh, they were cute, though what was it? Moto Motorola, no, moto Moto.
Speaker 2:It was this, hello Moto.
Speaker 1:That was it. That was it. Remember that, yeah.
Speaker 2:Hello Moto. Oh, remember that three shop that opened up? Yeah, it was like the three phones. Yes, yes, and everyone lined up for this fucking ugly phone. And it was the first ever like contract that you could get into and we all signed up for it. And then we're like I don't know how we're going to pay this bill.
Speaker 1:No, I had a Nokia. My first phone was a Nokia 5110. And then I was on one of those plans where you could call your friend for 10 minutes for free and then you'd hang up, and then you'd call back and do another 10 minutes, and then you'd hang up. Did you set a timer? No, we'd look, you're like oh, it's nine minutes 50. We've got to go, I'll bring you back. Oh my God. So every ten minutes you'd call each other back because it was, or else it was a dollar a minute.
Speaker 2:Hold on a minute. I was also having this conversation with my kids, right? They don't know what it's like to have dial-up internet. They have no idea, right, and you're screaming at your sibling get off the phone. At your sibling, get off the phone.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to dial up. I want to play Sims. I never played Sims. I was on MySpace creating MySpace page.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm pretty sure I had that too, and Messenger. Yeah, yeah, messenger. Oh, we were talking about the little like. What is the things we used to write Like GTG or like gotta go?
Speaker 1:Yeah, what's that BRB?
Speaker 2:We still do that. No, there was like a whole bunch of funny ones. We still do that, yeah, but they were worse back then. What we used to have longer ones, what are those things called?
Speaker 1:Like what do you call it when you're, when you're shortening it, abbreviating how?
Speaker 2:do I spell abbreviation?
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm going to show you a trick on your phone into your thing, oh, here.
Speaker 2:I press the microphone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, press the microphone and just say what you're looking for, so you don't have to spell it.
Speaker 2:Abbreviations from 2000.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So if you can't spell, just go and Google it. Also, you know what you do need. If you download the Google app, you can do a reverse image search, love that let's do this F-I-Y. For your information Yep F-I-Y. For your information, Yep Tink A-K-A, Also known as F-K-A. Fuck something I don't know.
Speaker 2:Formerly known as no don't know, B-Y-O-B. Oh, I remember that one so well.
Speaker 1:No, I don't know. Be right back, bring your own beverage.
Speaker 2:I don't know that, come to my party, but B-Y-O-B, bring your own beverage. Let me find them, adams. Obviously DIY, do it yourself.
Speaker 1:What else did we have Hold on?
Speaker 2:Oh, that one's a good one. You know the ones that are really long and you're like what?
Speaker 1:Oh well, we know, I know this one Like I-Y-K-Y-K. Yeah, that's if you know you know, Shut the hell up. Yeah, today we used to. Just we didn't really need to do that.
Speaker 2:Two, number two, morrow. No, it was like on MSN BRB, brb.
Speaker 1:No, there was some really good ones GTG, gtg, gotta go guys. And we were the queen of emojis. We still are. I still use all the emojis and apparently that's like no one uses emojis. Now my kids tell me they just educate me all the time they can tell I'm a mile away. I used to have a side part. I used to have a comb over side part. Yeah, can no one ever let me do that again. It looked terrible Really. I reckon I look better with the middle part, but but it was my kids that made me do it.
Speaker 1:They were like mum the side part's out, it's out. Try the middle part.
Speaker 2:I feel like many people have a side part anymore. No one.
Speaker 1:No, I haven't seen it for ages. But also, you have to train your hair to go to a middle part. It doesn't want to. You had to make it go over there.
Speaker 2:But God, there's fucking. We've gone for days and the quiff.
Speaker 1:What do you mean? One or two? I had one, the bigger the better. I used to have an insert that went under my hair, so I could put the hair over the little foam piece, so it would sit up for days, and then I'd put on my peplum top, my big neck lace and my skirt and my peep toe shoes and I was ready and she was slaying.
Speaker 2:I still win. I've actually me and Davin were watching it last night.
Speaker 1:I love it. That's where the orange, like the tans, came from. The big hair yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 2:It was like the first kind of reality show for us, but even the Kardashians back there were just as bad they were just as bad.
Speaker 1:Right the, the fashion was just as bad.
Speaker 2:Yep, we've come a long way.
Speaker 1:Well, we're as old as Kim, just about. So Kim's 42 or 43 this year. Yeah, she's still a hot bitch. Yeah, but, mate, she got the money. I need that song again. She's working hard for the money. We're working hard for the money, but we're not Kim, so we have less money. I'm about to go and put my feet on the internet. You can't. No, you probably can't.
Speaker 2:Somebody might get turned on by my space between my two toes. You can stick something in there.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, I've got to remind you I really don't like feet, the thought of it, they're actually really sweaty right now too.
Speaker 2:That's great so we'll just munch on some snakes.
Speaker 1:I know, I know we're so professional. We don't have a producer. You can clearly tell that we just do what we want. Go rogue, imagine if we had one. They would be fucking hating us by now.
Speaker 2:If you guys could see us right now. We're both wearing loungewear. I loungewear, I'm wearing.
Speaker 1:Peter Alexander loungewear. I'm going to say it's more chic than pyjamas. It is chic. She actually looks really classy, whereas I look like a mismatched queen. You look like an 80s workout video.
Speaker 2:I do. Do you want?
Speaker 1:me to do some moves With the socks and the jumper.
Speaker 2:I used to be a aerobics instructor. What's that one?
Speaker 1:Oh my god, I love that. What does he do? It's got Jamie Lee Curtis in it, yes, oh, what is he doing it?
Speaker 2:Let's get physical.
Speaker 1:I don't know, let's get physical, physical Actually look like that. Okay, right now I actually do look like that. I'm saying you do. You look like an 80s gym instructor. Well, I was a gym instructor and I was an aerobics instructor and I loved it. I grew up watching like six o'clock what was it called Aerobics of style with my aunties and I could get up and do it like watch.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I reckon we'd lose some serious weight doing that you would. Honestly those freaking 80s women were fit as fuck, john Trump.
Speaker 1:I love that. I know exactly what you're talking about he dry rates. Yes, and they're both giving each other like fuck looks, yeah the eyes and their sweating yeah. I am actually wearing scrunched down socks. They were the socks of my dreams that my mum and dad never brought for me. They were like you know. They were $12 for a pair or something, or even maybe $8 or something, and I really wanted them. They didn't buy them for me, so I brought them for myself.
Speaker 2:Now that they've come back. Here it is. It is John Travolta and Jamie Lee Curtis in Perfect 1985, the year we were born.
Speaker 1:What's the song called? Oh, it was on. What's the song called? Oh, she was hot. It's that one. Oh my God, his junk is nearly falling out of his shorts. It's that one. Yeah, I know. Oh my God, oh my God, jamie Lee Curtis' bod and her, how did her vag Stay? In that In that Look at it. I know, look God, she's got legs for days. No one. Oh, my flap would have just been straight out rogue. That's me.
Speaker 1:Oh, love it, oh God I knew I had seen it, but I couldn't remember the song, because the song's not as memorable.
Speaker 2:Oh no, but the scene is memorable.
Speaker 1:But that's actually. If I was wearing a leotard on top of this, I would be pretty much like that 80s aerobics instructor right now. But I have the coolest jumper. I actually love this brand so much.
Speaker 2:This senorita needs a margarita.
Speaker 1:I know because tequila's my favourite, so Sabi Store. Actually, ash is from perth and her husband, jace uh, designs all these by hand, so he paints all the original prints just giving them a plug, guys. But if you want to you know what do you call it?
Speaker 2:sponsor us, feel free yeah, we could do some sexy t-shirts while we're recording we're like anyone.
Speaker 1:We're like, um say, very professional. Just hit the mic with my um red bull can, and it's probably like nearly seven o'clock at night, which clearly I'm not sleeping to that also I'm not probably going to edit that sound out, so I hope you don't mind. You know, we just are the way we are we bear it all? I'm just thinking of like t-shirt prints, now this is where my brain goes something like she works hard for her money that's a good one.
Speaker 2:That's a good one, but also something like let's get physical. She know how to fandangle yeah, she's fandangling.
Speaker 1:Oh, that reminds me of my cowboy.
Speaker 2:See, I don't know, go, go, go, talk about it. Okay, she's going to have to.
Speaker 1:I know, okay, I'm reading a new book. Guys, I can't even remember what it's called Heartbreaker, one of them Fearless, heartless.
Speaker 2:The guy's name is what is it again?
Speaker 1:Rhett, rhett.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm going to find it If that ain't a country name anyway, can't remember the series.
Speaker 1:Um, clearly I've just picked it up and I started reading it. My friend ash it's back to ash ash gives me all the book recommendations. I'm just going into her message now because I'll know the name of the book.
Speaker 2:Someone's probably read it before I need to read how to read for beginners oh okay, no okay, it's flawless.
Speaker 1:Iless. I'm reading Flawless by Elsie Silver Now. This is just like it's a series of books, so I'm only on the first one. It's about a cowboy. And never in my life or my wildest dreams would I think that I'd start fantasising about a country boy. But now I'm thinking about him in his assless chaps.
Speaker 2:All right, give me a rundown of the book.
Speaker 1:So far okay, so I haven't finished it, but it is like a corporate city girl who has to look after or go and pretty much babysit this bull rider. He's a very famous bull rider, championship bull rider, but he's kind of tainted his reputation. So they're his agent and the agent's daughter has um, has been assigned to him to keep him in line, but she's a really established, really well um educated woman and he's a rugged, handsome, chiseled country boy bull rider and she falls in love with him well, I wouldn't say it's love at first sight.
Speaker 1:But so it goes from two point of views his point of view and her point of view. And in books they go in detail. They won't just be like. It's not like when you're watching tv they tell you like oh, you can see that he thinks she's hot, but you can only see it. Yeah, you're hearing it there. He's like oh, my god, I'm going hard, like just looking at her tight ass and she's doing the same thing. She's looking at her tight ass and she's doing the same thing. She's looking at his chiseled body. She's looking at his like package. She's imagining him in bed.
Speaker 2:It's just like assless chaps come at me, are we talking about like sex in the stables? Yeah, all right. Yeah, all sorts of Bento regate in the paddock somewhere.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like we're pegging a fence and next minute she's getting pegged.
Speaker 2:Is it pegged Pegging? I don't know if that's the right word, but fandangling. No, Fandangling is a do-it-yourself no like these books.
Speaker 1:They're sexy, they just like. This one's a little bit more spicy than the last one and I'm here for it. I don't know, I just haven't tried. It's like soft porn, I swear to God. For girls Like you start imagining it in your own head, in your own way. You're not given someone that you don't think is attractive, like you know, like if it's on TV, that's the person they've chosen for the role, whether or not you're attracted to it. Like your country man might be, you know your Davin, but he's a country boy. Imagine Davin as a country boy.
Speaker 2:You never know mate With a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth.
Speaker 1:Like Craig as a country boy.
Speaker 2:No, but Craig I can picture as a country boy.
Speaker 1:Actually I can picture Craig as a bit of a country boy.
Speaker 2:He's got that like rugged real down-to to earth If he put on like real, worn in jeans that are a bit dirty, like he's just rolled through a paddock, yeah. Yeah, a white wife beater singlet.
Speaker 1:No, not a white. I'm not imagining a single.
Speaker 2:I'm imagining that Listen my cousins worked on the country farm and they wore jeans and wife beaters.
Speaker 1:No, that's not what I'm With their work boots.
Speaker 2:They're work boots.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:And also like some sort of tartan shirt over the top.
Speaker 1:Yes, I want a tartan shirt. I want tight worn-in jeans and I want cowboy boots worn-in cowboy boots with an old oversized cowboy hat.
Speaker 2:That stinks because it's so sweaty.
Speaker 1:No, I don't want it to stink, I want him to be very clean, but I want him to have that musty. She wants him to be clean but dirty at the same time. Yes, dirty minded, but a bit dirty on the outside. But when he smells, like you know, the sweat smell, that's like you like it.
Speaker 2:No, what do you mean? I don't like the smell of sweat.
Speaker 1:Well, I like the smell of Craig when he's like a little bit sweaty, not like pongy sweaty, but it's his smell, like his weird.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I do get the his smell kind of thing.
Speaker 1:But that's how I'm imagining Rhett. Okay, I'm not thinking about like him being like shoveling shit. Yeah, I'm just thinking about him bending me over shit. Have you told Craig about this book? Yeah he cracks up and he's like are you for real? This is what you're reading? And then I read him a passage and he was like dear God.
Speaker 2:Do you?
Speaker 1:No, but I think like we should, craig, get some arseless chaps. You've heard it here today and I am yours.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:And I'll work hard for my money.
Speaker 2:This is seriously. I think we're going to have to start a book club.
Speaker 1:I think we will.
Speaker 2:Like Rose, is going to have to talk about her book that she reads.
Speaker 1:Yes, so once I'm finished this one, I'll download. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yes, so once I'm finished this one, I'll download. Yeah, yes, because she's finished her Dragon Rider.
Speaker 1:I finished my Dragon Rider. I finished Fourth Wing and Iron Flame, and Iron Flame is just like a filler book. It just gives you the information. So I felt like the second book. It was good, but it wasn't like the first book. It's like the filler. It gives us all the information we didn't know. It gives us all the information we didn't know, gives us a little bit more story and then ends on a bit of a cliffhanger.
Speaker 2:And.
Speaker 1:I'm like fuck.
Speaker 2:Well off topic here, because obviously I'm not reading books, but I am watching TV shows.
Speaker 1:I know you do love good TV, so.
Speaker 2:Binged OC Waiting for Selling Sunset.
Speaker 1:I love Selling Sunset.
Speaker 2:Kardashians just started and it was only one episode. Kind of watched it Bit boring.
Speaker 1:I haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 2:It was a tiny bit boring, but the Bridgertons, Bridgertons what in the name of God were they doing? Releasing four episodes and then being like bye bitches? You've got to wait, Dearest reader. I'm telling you, we're doing this, we are.
Speaker 1:We're definitely going to have our own version of Lady Whistledown.
Speaker 2:Four episodes.
Speaker 1:Okay, so didn't it take I think it was three years until they released this season? Then they released the trailer, like weeks months before it came out, then they released four episodes, and months before it came out Then they released four episodes, and of course I binge watched them in one night say up until 2 bloody 30 in the morning, and they take till.
Speaker 1:there's a spoiler alert maybe so if you haven't watched Bridgerton yet and you want to stop listening, so then they wait till the last episode, and it's like five minutes before it finishes. Exactly to get to the juicy bit.
Speaker 2:I was like you dogs. You dogs, even the sex scenes were very PG.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they were a bit PG in this one, but I feel like the first four episodes because they call it friends to lovers I feel like the first four episodes are friends and how they turn to lovers. So I think the last four has to be about lovers. I love these two as well, like I love the last four has to be about lovers. I love these two as well, like I love the two characters. I love Penelope and I just love that she's a wallflower. She's like the regular girl. This one is going to be so relatable in a lot of ways.
Speaker 1:She's apparently like in the books or whatever it was, like she's actually been a spinster. She's been on the shelf for 10 years.
Speaker 2:There's a part of me that's like really disappointed, because she's loved the boy next door forever right, yeah how bad, not how badly did he treat her? But he never really looked at her like she was anything. He even went to the point of like saying to people there's no way he would ever date her. It kind of like like this happens in real life, all the time right. Girls have crushes on guys for so long.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:He makes fun of her. I'll never date her, yeah. And then what? All of a sudden they have one kiss and he's infatuated with her.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I think it's going to come out that I have a feeling that he has liked her for longer, but he sort of had a glow up the season before and then he went away and traveled, and so they're both real geeks, I just feel like he's a fuck boy. I don't think he is. I don't know. I love Nicola. I can't pronounce her surname, jesus. Which one's that? This is the lead Penelope. Penelope, yeah what. This is the lead Penelope.
Speaker 2:Penelope, yeah the lead what about his sister.
Speaker 1:What's her name? There's a few, there's eight Bridget.
Speaker 2:The one that just doesn't want to get married ever, she finds a love interest apparently.
Speaker 1:She does, but she'll have her own season for that.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm trying to think of her name, but even the brother that married the Indian princess or Mauritian there. There she is, the Viscount and the Viscountess. Is this? From when?
Speaker 1:they get married. Yeah, that's them two. They're gorgeous, yeah them two.
Speaker 2:I love them. They're a bit PG too.
Speaker 1:Do you think no? Yeah, well, how much can they show?
Speaker 2:I feel like the first, very first season, the first season they did go there a lot harder.
Speaker 1:I reckon they went there. You know which one I liked out of Bridgerton so much. Have you seen, Queen Charlotte?
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:I love that.
Speaker 2:I wish there was more to that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, me too, Like it was one of my faves. I was like I love them.
Speaker 2:I mean not going to lie. Yeah, what's her name? Is it Annalise?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:I'm ready to watch the next four already.
Speaker 1:I'm ready. When's it coming out? Bridgerton, season three Let me have a look. So we're looking at three seasons. June 13th oh, so we're coming up, it's in two weeks.
Speaker 2:Put that in your diaries Eloise, eloise, eloise.
Speaker 1:Eloise is oh, I love her. Same. I don't think in the first four episodes of this last season. In this season should I say she had enough, like she's funny, usually there wasn't a lot of her.
Speaker 2:No, because she's still like annoyed at Penelope.
Speaker 1:But I think they've also introduced so many different storylines in this season. So, many different, like spin-offs are going to come and we've just got. They're giving us a taste of everybody.
Speaker 2:But also the bird man.
Speaker 1:Who's the bird man?
Speaker 2:The one that Penelope and the other girl were trying to like get in with.
Speaker 1:Oh, I thought she was nearly going to go there.
Speaker 2:The nature guy.
Speaker 1:The nature dude Didn't hate him, but I liked how much he respected her, like as a person. Yeah, like I know. But it was weird because he wanted to go away for years and years at a time and just be like he talks to trees, yeah, and then leave her there to be unloved and on, alone and alone, yeah, Probably pop a few babies and that's it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he'd just come impregnate her and leave again, which was kind of weird but it might've been of the time, but I kind of liked that he gave her the attention and the respect of who she was upon meeting her straight away. Yeah, and I like that it kind of made him what's his name? Jealous, colin, yeah, yeah, about bloody time, colin.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but that's what I mean. Like does it take another man showing a woman interest before you're like, hey, I actually like this person, yeah, I know. Or like does it take actually kissing somebody to be like I actually like this person, yeah, I know. Or like does it take actually kissing somebody to be like I actually like this person that's true.
Speaker 1:Well, sometimes it does actually sometimes it does that was actually how me and Davin started.
Speaker 2:What do you mean he? I just totally forgot so we were friends yeah my friend was dating his best. My best friend and his best friend were together, so we just went out clubbing as a big group. Okay, davin at this time had about three girls on the go, I think Metro, oh.
Speaker 1:Metro nightclub Yep Yep.
Speaker 2:They had red bar, blue bar, you know all the bar colours. Yes, yep, he'd have a girl at each bar, okay, Anyways, this one night he said to me this girl is following me around, she won't stop, can you help me? I was like no worries. She came around the corner. As soon as I made eye contact with her, I pinned Davin against the wall and just made out with him okay, now when you did that yep did you?
Speaker 1:was it just like spontaneous? You're like screw it, this is what I'm gonna do. Yes, or you were attracted to him a bit.
Speaker 2:I hadn't even thought about it.
Speaker 1:You hadn't thought about it.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Okay, then when you hooked up, did it continue on then?
Speaker 2:It continued on from that day forward.
Speaker 1:So you hooked up and you were like, oh see, a kiss can change it all.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. I'm such a hypocrite.
Speaker 1:That is true, oh my God.
Speaker 2:So I did kiss him and then after that I was like, oh hey.
Speaker 1:I really like you.
Speaker 2:I think a kiss can cement the deal too, and I had also just gotten out of a relationship with somebody who I was infatuated with.
Speaker 1:Yep.
Speaker 2:And he kept telling me all these stories about him and his best mate and how his best mate was like shaving his back and his legs for him.
Speaker 1:He's gay.
Speaker 2:He was gay.
Speaker 1:There you go.
Speaker 2:I think he married that guy. I don't know, but I just remember being like something and he just that's why you were infatuated with him.
Speaker 1:He was never really that interested in me.
Speaker 2:No, it was just like I was the side piece, like I was allowed to hold his hand, but that was it. Like don't kiss me out in public, like yeah.
Speaker 1:I think he he wasn't 100%, he didn't 100% probably know himself.
Speaker 2:No. But then when he told me like that his friend rubbed like shaving foam on his back and legs and was shaving it. I was like that's a bit weird.
Speaker 1:Did he not think that at first? Or he hooked up with him after?
Speaker 2:Surely he knew how far how long.
Speaker 1:I feel like he was undercover how long after you did he end up with him?
Speaker 2:oh, don't know I just remember all of us coming to this thing of like, oh yep, he's definitely undercover, he's not ready to come out. And then I just remember one day seeing a post of him and I was like, oh he out he out with his friend that it was shaving his back he's so out, there you go.
Speaker 1:You hooked up with Dav, and the rest is history. Oh, that's like me and Craig. 20 years. Yeah, 20 years next year. I was 20 this year. We went to GBT the first time. Gbt, gbt, gbt.
Speaker 2:Grand Boulevard Tavern in Joondalup it was the place to go. It was the place to be.
Speaker 1:It didn't matter if you didn't live in Joondalup. You would travel from God knows and line up for hours.
Speaker 2:It was like the Malaloo. Remember, the Malaloo was so good. Yes, you used to go off. Like the places, have like moments where they're cool and the Cottesloe Hotel.
Speaker 1:I think the Cottesloe's still pretty good.
Speaker 2:The codicil we used to line up for like two hours.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was the same as GBT All the way out, all the way down, and there was a couple of bars and clubs that you could go to after like dusk. That's when me and Craig hooked up for the first time at the GBT. Oh wow, so we went to go get everybody some drinks and we ended up drinking all the drinks and then hooking up. Oh, and yeah, the rest is.
Speaker 2:Do you ever disappear to the car?
Speaker 1:After the GBT Sorry, Dad.
Speaker 2:We would literally be in metros and we'd be like who's got car keys?
Speaker 1:We'll be back God, yeah, no, we weren't coming back.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:God. I distinctly remember doing something for Craig for the first time in the car in the car park across the road from GBT. He's never forgotten either.
Speaker 2:It's been like one of the highlights. Listen, we lived with our parents back then.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we were still at home.
Speaker 2:It was the car and Craig didn't even know. Yeah, so what? I couldn't risk it? You can't creep out of his house at 2am, no.
Speaker 1:But it was a good time, good times, good memories, and we went every weekend my girlfriend Renee met her husband at the GBT. Oh she loved At old GBT she loved a bald man and we were all dancing in a circle. They both had eyes for each other and I am a good wingworm woman and you would think she's not said wingworm.
Speaker 2:I'm a good wingworm.
Speaker 1:I don't have one of those? I don't have one of those. I'm a good wingworm.
Speaker 2:I'm a good wingwoman.
Speaker 1:I have been with Craig since I was 20 years old and all of my friends were single for so long After that. Like so all I ever did was like you have the confidence when you're with someone that you're happy with, yeah. And so of course I was like, hey, how you going? Have you met my friend? I pushed Renee into her husband and I was like, just fucking dance with him and they're married and they've been together ever since.
Speaker 2:Match maker. Match maker make me a match, find me a fine, catch me a catch.
Speaker 1:What the hell? Honestly, we should have been singers. We're tapped.
Speaker 2:We could have been like backup singers we could have. Yeah, destiny's Child, watch out that ship may have sailed Anyway, oh my God.
Speaker 1:Here we were thinking we were going to have a little quiet short episode about our fashion and 50 minutes later we're still here chatting shit. But we're going to leave it at that. We're going to talk next week, but in the meantime, this week, we want to see your photos. We want to see your bad eyebrows, we want to see your blue eyeshadow, your peplum tops, your big necklaces the worst fashion. The chunky belts yes, the peep toe wedges the best of the worst. Yeah, they were some good times. Don't be ashamed.
Speaker 2:I'm being dead serious.
Speaker 1:We're sharing this shit on stories right. Stories right, yes, yes, tag us in it, we need it. Tag us in your early 2000s fashion, yeah. Or like, if you are younger, what's the worst thing you've put on? Like your regret, your fashion regrets. We were even tucking before skinny leg jeans came out. Remember it was bootleg jeans, but we wanted to wear the boots we wanted to wear high, high boots so we had to tuck our jeans into the boots.
Speaker 2:No, you would fold it.
Speaker 1:You'd fold it down and then fold it over.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Yes, so we want to see all of that.
Speaker 2:Not to mention laying over an ironing board and straightening your hair with the goddamn iron.
Speaker 1:Yep. Honestly, I remember doing that and then having the crease where it hit your head. Yep. And curling your hair and never brushing it out, oh, or you'd plait it, you'd put it into braids and then you'd let the braids out, because you just never can't curling it.
Speaker 2:I wore that hairstyle last week.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I like. Yeah, that's cute though. Yeah, I rocked it. Two thousand baby. Oh the crimp. I used to crimp my hair all the time back because I love Dolly Parton. All right, we need to get off because we're doing it again. All right, we're back on. Anyway, in the meantime, guys, like always, take care of yourselves and take care of each other. Bye bitches.
Speaker 2:Bye.
